Metaphysical Inquirer Mugs

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

'Is there a God? God knows...'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

'If we have everlasting life, what about entropy?'

"Perhaps we should accept her invitation to church. Then ask the priest questions during the sermon."

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"OK, just between you and me: The free will thing? What was your angle in all that?"

Department of Metaphysics.

Astral Projecting Babushkas

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

'Oh yes we definitely move on to another place when we leave this realm...'

"If God is omnipotent and wholly good, whence evil?!?"

'I still don't understand quantum theory.'

You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers.

"Well Albert, this certainly explains your unshakable conviction that the earth is flat."

"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer."

An awareness of the human condition momentarily held up the breakfast preparations.

"Do you think after you die, nothing will happen?"

"When I ask you what you're thinking about and you say 'Nothing', is that 'nothing' as in the Infinite Void, the emptiness of Zen, the nothingness of Sartre and Lacan, ex nihilo nihil fit, or what?"

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

Door-to-Door Agnostic