Philosophical Inquirer Gifts

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Chiller Theatre

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"Is this who I am?"

"I cross the road to forget."

Non Thought For The Day.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

'Dad, what is peace?'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"Why do we keep trying?""Because we need purpose..."

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

Understanding art.

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

"I'd let you in, but I'm not sure I'm all here today"

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

"Do you think there's life out there?"

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'