Religious Inquirer Gifts

"Perhaps we should accept her invitation to church. Then ask the priest questions during the sermon."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

The World's Biggest Book Club

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

The joy of sects.

'Is there a God? God knows...'

Religion & Economics.

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

"How long has he been missing?"

"Just my luck."

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

'Don't try to deny it, Jehovah - we've got witnesses.'

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

'If it's all the same to you, we'd prefer not to get involved.'

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

Evolution of God. . .

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

"I do hope you're here for the circumcision."

"I can't sue my insurance company because it was an act of god? Well, then, can I sue my church?"

Vicar losing his place in the sermon.

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

I'm not sure asceticism is a relative concept Brother Michael

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

I have a confession. Sometimes I doubt that God is really a giant chicken. Eggnostics.

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'