Mystic Inquirer Gifts

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Czarcasm

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"Did you have a cat?"

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

A voodoo doctor.

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

Nostradamus.

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I'll be right back."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

"I have grave news."