Vocal Explorer Gifts

'You haven't by any chance been in close contact with a Baritone?'

Marimba

Turn, turn and turn.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Saxophone Player.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Musical Web

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Dancing woman

Computer Music

Snake with headphones.

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

The Gong

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

Children playing percussion instruments.

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Heavenly voices.

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

Cowpunk

The Invention of Bagpipes

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

"Now. Hear. This."

'It's a duet yourself project.'

"Listen to your inner voice...unless it tells you not to listen to me."

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

Rolls Music Store: Grand Piano $6500, Okay Pianos $1500.

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