Vocal Range Explorer Gifts

Harmonious neighborhood: 'Baritone, Soprano, Tenor and Bass'

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Saxophone Player.

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

Musical Web

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Computer Music

'She just won't speak to me!'

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Snake with headphones.

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

Heavenly voices.

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

The Tangents talk it over.

Cowpunk

The Invention of Bagpipes

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

"I call it 'You kids turn down that so-called music. I can't even hear myself scream.'"

'That's the problem! All we do is communicate!'

'Chief say he eat to many beans.'

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

Dyslexics Support Group - "My Wife Doesn't rnstand me."

"Listen to your inner voice...unless it tells you not to listen to me."

'Check under the hood? You're not feeling good? Oh, now I understand...you feel misunderstood!'