Phone Call Explorer Gifts

"I selected option 2, for help with my billing question, but was switched to option 3, to get a hard time with my billing question."

'I asked why my Social Security check was late, and they transferred me to a number in Beijing.'

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Ninedency: A budding tendency

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

'She just won't speak to me!'

Famous Oxymorons...

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

...the onion rings

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

'That's the problem! All we do is communicate!'

"I don't speak Italian."

GGGGG. F. E. It looks like the network is being upgraded.

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

Phonetic Man

Dislecksick Sipport Grewp.h

'Chief say he eat to many beans.'

Dyslexics Support Group - "My Wife Doesn't rnstand me."

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.