Vocal Range Explorer T-Shirts

Harmonious neighborhood: 'Baritone, Soprano, Tenor and Bass'

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Saxophone Player.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

Musical Web

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'She just won't speak to me!'

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Computer Music

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

Snake with headphones.

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

'That's the problem! All we do is communicate!'

Cowpunk

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

The Invention of Bagpipes

Heavenly voices.

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

The Tangents talk it over.

Dyslexics Support Group - "My Wife Doesn't rnstand me."

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

'Check under the hood? You're not feeling good? Oh, now I understand...you feel misunderstood!'

"I've tried teaching them our language but they're obviously not very smart."

"Listen to your inner voice...unless it tells you not to listen to me."