Voice-command Explorer T-Shirts

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Saxophone Player.

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"Didn't you just say that?"

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'She just won't speak to me!'

Computer Music

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

"This is a duet yourself project."

Famous Oxymorons...

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

Snake with headphones.

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

Voice Recognition Software.

Echo in the hippo.

"Gesundheit!"

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

Phonetic Man

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

"I don't speak Italian."

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.