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'Okay, tell me in your own words why you think you're inadequate as a ventriloquist. And try not to move your lips.'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Ban on Free Speech

Inclusive speech

What's normal?

Dialogue

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'I'll try to keep my remarks brief.'

William Pitt the Elder

"This is a duet yourself project."

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Time for speeches

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

1874 - Winston Churchill was born at Blenheim palace

Dove of Peace and Free Speech

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

'She just won't speak to me!'

Orator translates in many languages.

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

Sparky was always terrified of public speaking

"I'd like to thank my mum..."