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"What if I don't know what to say?" "Start with, 'Hi there, how's your day?'"

The Tangents talk it over.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Could I ask just one question?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"I know. I miss him, too."

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

'She just won't speak to me!'

Attention Span Man

Catroom.

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"What do you mean, I hardly moved all night? I was constantly dancing around politics, religion and the weather."

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

"I worry about every little thing. Barry's more of a generalist."

"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"You might be poor and ugly but you're the only one who didn't blather about politics and climate change after ten minutes. What's your name? Marry me!"

'That's the problem! All we do is communicate!'

'Why so stony-faced?'