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"What if I don't know what to say?" "Start with, 'Hi there, how's your day?'"

The Tangents talk it over.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Could I ask just one question?"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"I know. I miss him, too."

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'She just won't speak to me!'

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

Attention Span Man

Catroom.

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

"What do you mean, I hardly moved all night? I was constantly dancing around politics, religion and the weather."

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

"I worry about every little thing. Barry's more of a generalist."

"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

'Why so stony-faced?'

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

Man sleeps instead of reading 'The Art of Listening.'

"You might be poor and ugly but you're the only one who didn't blather about politics and climate change after ten minutes. What's your name? Marry me!"

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"