Voice-command Explorer Pillows

Marimba

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Saxophone Player.

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"Didn't you just say that?"

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Computer Music

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"This is a duet yourself project."

'She just won't speak to me!'

Famous Oxymorons...

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

Echo in the hippo.

Snake with headphones.

Voice Recognition Software.

"Gesundheit!"

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

The Invention of Bagpipes

"I don't speak Italian."

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.