Voice Command Enthusiast Pillows

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Voice Recognition Software.

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

Political Speech Making Tutorial

'My Way' - 'The Highway'.

"Just once I'd like to see us pass something on a voice vote."

'Believe me, I'd like to hire you. But if you're only skill is talking like Bugs Bunny, you don't have a chance.'

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

"They're voice-activated. I bark, they jump."

'Sit! Fetch! Beg! Heel! Speak! When will he make up his mind?'

'I have nothing against you being helium. It's your voice, Steven. Your squeaky, high voice!'

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

An Adam's Melon

'No, you being from overseas wouldn't stop me going on a date with you...Whoa!! But that would! Quite a high voice for a guy.'

At 100 years old, Ceil pretty much spoke her mind...

"I don't care when my parents don't understand me. I care when the voice activated remote doesn't understand me."

"No! Not 'capiler bear'—I said, 'Call AppleCare'!"

"The name's Alexa, Who's Siri?"

Robot Billionaire

Firing your advisors

Bark processing.

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak.'

"Mom wrote the book on voice activation!"

'I've always wanted to be a politician, but I speak in a low voice.'

Chat Lines - "If you would like to talk to a machine that sounds like a woman press 1. If you would like.."

'Left-right, left-right...why can't they make up their minds?'