Voice Command Critic Pillows

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

Voice Recognition Software.

A singer being criticised

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

Covid Podium

'I want you to make this company as perfect as it looks in our TV commercial spots.'

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

'Hoarse play.'

"Who ever told you you could sing?"

Insight/Incite

'Uou have a great image. Don't spoil it by speaking.'

'My Way' - 'The Highway'.

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

"...Henry feels his telephone answering machine message lacks dynamic projection."

Trump reads his visions for America while sticking the GOP with the bill.

"They're voice-activated. I bark, they jump."

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

'I don't know which is worse... talk radio or talk wife.'

'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Well, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'

'They come as a pair Madam. The other one's his voice coach'.