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How is it going with your voice-controlled, self-driving car? We aren't communicating very well. I said I "need to go fast" and it took me to a calorie-restricting diet center. It's very frustrating! Back there I shouldn't have added "This car is driving me up a wall."
"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"
'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'
"She's in a conversationally induced coma."
"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."
Donald Trump Tells a Joke...
'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'
"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."
"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."
"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."
"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"
"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."
A singer being criticised
Voice Recognition Software.
Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."
"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."
"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."
You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'
'I want you to make this company as perfect as it looks in our TV commercial spots.'
Covid Podium
Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'
'Uou have a great image. Don't spoil it by speaking.'
'Hoarse play.'
Insight/Incite
"Who ever told you you could sing?"
'My Way' - 'The Highway'.
Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.
"They're voice-activated. I bark, they jump."
Trump reads his visions for America while sticking the GOP with the bill.
"...Henry feels his telephone answering machine message lacks dynamic projection."
All my owner says is "Heel, heel, heel" --- And then he wonders why I keep chewing on his shoe!
Reference Library. This is a roster of the best distance shouters in America. The "Yoo Hoo's Who's Who"!
"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."
'I don't know which is worse... talk radio or talk wife.'
'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Well, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'
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