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"The name's Alexa, Who's Siri?"

"No! Not 'capiler bear'—I said, 'Call AppleCare'!"

Voice Recognition Software.

"I don't care when my parents don't understand me. I care when the voice activated remote doesn't understand me."

"Who called this meeting again?"

Thesaurus Company

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

Bookworm group

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

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"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Turn down the bass."

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'