Voice Message Virtuoso T-Shirts

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

"Who called this meeting again?"

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Thesaurus Company

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

'My client has no problem with 'richer' and 'in health'. Our points of contention are 'poorer' and 'in sickness'.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

"5...4...3...2..."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Busking during a pandemic

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

Does "worldly goods" include intellectual property?

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

Bookworm group

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

Remote work

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"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

Leonard Cohen

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

"I don't like playing Scrabble with Gracie! She totally makes up all kinds of crazy words! And they're always in the dictionary!"