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"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Dialogue

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

The Gettysburg Address in process.

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

Men gossiping

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

Jerry Brown.

"I missed your last few words. Would you please mumble them again?"

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"