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"Mom wrote the book on voice activation!"

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

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"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

A singer being criticised

Voice Recognition Software.

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

"Who ever told you you could sing?"

'Hoarse play.'

'I've lost my voice...'

Reference Library. This is a roster of the best distance shouters in America. The "Yoo Hoo's Who's Who"!

"They're voice-activated. I bark, they jump."

"...Henry feels his telephone answering machine message lacks dynamic projection."

How is it going with your voice-controlled, self-driving car? We aren't communicating very well. I said I "need to go fast" and it took me to a calorie-restricting diet center. It's very frustrating! Back there I shouldn't have added "This car is driving me up a wall."

'I have nothing against you being helium. It's your voice, Steven. Your squeaky, high voice!'

'They come as a pair Madam. The other one's his voice coach'.

'Andy, you can be honest with me. Do you think I'd make a good manager?' - 'Why couldn't she just ask me if I like her hairstyle.'

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"No! Not 'capiler bear'—I said, 'Call AppleCare'!"

"I don't care when my parents don't understand me. I care when the voice activated remote doesn't understand me."

My first name is 'sit' and my last name is 'stay'.'

At 100 years old, Ceil pretty much spoke her mind...

'No, you being from overseas wouldn't stop me going on a date with you...Whoa!! But that would! Quite a high voice for a guy.'