Voice Command Expert Prints

"Mom wrote the book on voice activation!"

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

7 More Dwarfs

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

A singer being criticised

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

Voice Recognition Software.

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

'Hoarse play.'

'I've lost my voice...'

"Who ever told you you could sing?"

"They're voice-activated. I bark, they jump."

"...Henry feels his telephone answering machine message lacks dynamic projection."

'They come as a pair Madam. The other one's his voice coach'.

'I have nothing against you being helium. It's your voice, Steven. Your squeaky, high voice!'

'No, you being from overseas wouldn't stop me going on a date with you...Whoa!! But that would! Quite a high voice for a guy.'

'Andy, you can be honest with me. Do you think I'd make a good manager?' - 'Why couldn't she just ask me if I like her hairstyle.'

My first name is 'sit' and my last name is 'stay'.'

Lou's Barber Shop Discussions

"No! Not 'capiler bear'—I said, 'Call AppleCare'!"

An Adam's Melon

"I don't care when my parents don't understand me. I care when the voice activated remote doesn't understand me."

At 100 years old, Ceil pretty much spoke her mind...

"Can you do that with a southern accent?"