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"I'm sorry that our speaker on 'Making your voice heard' can't be with us tonight - they've got laryngitis."

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

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"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

Freedom Book.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

It's nothing to worry about - many kids his age have trouble with the letter S.

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

A singer being criticised

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

Corporate person hood!

Weapens of Mass Instruction

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

"You say you know at last where you made the wrong turn in your life. You never told me you made a wrong turn in your life."

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

'Sure, you can communicate with him. He's also hooked up to the Internet.'

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

"He says he's a fundamentalist who got attacked by cartoonist vigilantes."

Jihadi Art Critics Circle

Freedom of Expression

Interpreter.

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

Alzheimer's Amusement Park

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