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A singer being criticised

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Harold, you've changed."

"So, what you're telling me is: I have unusually high negatives for a third-year husband..."

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"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Songbird.

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Stop referring to you and me as 'we'!"

'She nitpicks all the time!'

Tenors

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

Freedom Book.

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

'Here's another email from a parent, written in lower case with no punctuation and seventeen spelling errors, demanding we do a better job of teaching social skills.'

Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

An opera singer

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

'My programmer doesn't understand me.'

"The elephant is in the OTHER room. I want to talk about the PENGUIN in the room."

Weapens of Mass Instruction

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.