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'No Rusty; not 'bark, bark'. It's; 'buerk, buerk'.'

Inclusive speech

What's normal?

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

What else is there to wish for?

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

William Pitt the Elder

1874 - Winston Churchill was born at Blenheim palace

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

Dove of Peace and Free Speech

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Chorister's Loose Teeth

Orator translates in many languages.

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

Sparky was always terrified of public speaking

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'