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Joe Biden

"And, of course, I want to thank all the little people!"

What're you doing? Shush. My homework. I'm studying Sean Hannity transcripts. I've got to understand how he can get so angry all the time. Every sentence is a brutal attack. It's awesome. Listening to his disgust is like listening to Mozart or Dylan. It's so pure. So right. Where to begin with what's wrong here. I'd love to hear Dylan sing a Hannity medley.

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

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What's normal?

Changing Minds

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

MLK

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'I'll try to keep my remarks brief.'

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

William Pitt the Elder

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

Dove of Peace and Free Speech

'Vote for me. I'm ready, and willing. Two out of three isn't bad.'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

1874 - Winston Churchill was born at Blenheim palace

Sharp Eyes