Figure Of Speech Admirer T-Shirts

Express their passion for language with our witty t-shirts celebrating figure of speech humor—great for casual days and making a smart statement.

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'Eleven foot poles - For things you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole...'

'Eleven foot poles - For things you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole...' mockup

'Eleven foot poles - For things you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole...'

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Hildegard von Bingen

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Changing Minds

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Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait' mockup

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

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'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.' mockup

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

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Robert Schumann

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Charles Baudelaire

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"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission." mockup

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

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'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.' mockup

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

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'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.' mockup

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

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'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!' mockup

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

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'Hey, I voted for the big tax hike because suffering builds character!'

'Hey, I voted for the big tax hike because suffering builds character!' mockup

'Hey, I voted for the big tax hike because suffering builds character!'

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'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?' mockup

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

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"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there." mockup

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

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J. M. W. Turner

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'You have echolalia — it's very common among politicians.'

'You have echolalia — it's very common among politicians.' mockup

'You have echolalia — it's very common among politicians.'

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"Friends, Romans, countrymen..."

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With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways. mockup

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

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"I enjoyed your speech. Although I was sorry to miss my children growing up."

"I enjoyed your speech. Although I was sorry to miss my children growing up." mockup

"I enjoyed your speech. Although I was sorry to miss my children growing up."

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"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120." mockup

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

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"Mr. Chairman, distinguished guests, Gramm, Rudman, Hollings..."

"Mr. Chairman, distinguished guests, Gramm, Rudman, Hollings..." mockup

"Mr. Chairman, distinguished guests, Gramm, Rudman, Hollings..."

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'Not as easy as it looks?"

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Vote For Me!

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A big dog at lectern.

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"I'd like to start by saying that anything I say that will come back to haunt me will be something taken out of context."

"I'd like to start by saying that anything I say that will come back to haunt me will be something taken out of context." mockup

"I'd like to start by saying that anything I say that will come back to haunt me will be something taken out of context."

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Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round. mockup

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

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"I like him. He sounds authentic." mockup

"I like him. He sounds authentic."

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"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience." mockup

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

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'Let's see now, if one score equals twenty years...'

'Let's see now, if one score equals twenty years...' mockup

'Let's see now, if one score equals twenty years...'

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"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater." mockup

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

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Remember, Cromwell, it's not the actual number of new jobs created that counts. It's the number of new job announcements.'

Remember, Cromwell, it's not the actual number of new jobs created that counts. It's the number of new job announcements.' mockup

Remember, Cromwell, it's not the actual number of new jobs created that counts. It's the number of new job announcements.'

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Dog says, "I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word, 'speak'."

Dog says, "I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word, 'speak'." mockup

Dog says, "I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word, 'speak'."

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'I was going to run for office, but by the time I threw my hat in the ring, all the really good catch phrases were taken...'

'I was going to run for office, but by the time I threw my hat in the ring, all the really good catch phrases were taken...' mockup

'I was going to run for office, but by the time I threw my hat in the ring, all the really good catch phrases were taken...'

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Figure Of Speech Admirer T-Shirts Collection

Figure Of Speech Admirer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the clever world of figure of speech artistry—ideal for fans of language and humor.

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Figure Of Speech Admirer Prints

Browse our selection of art prints with clever phrases and creative expressions for language lovers.