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"You're taking things too literally when I say leave everything in the ring."

"I think we'd make a good team!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

MLK

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Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

End of Year Figs.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

Out of control

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Vote for me. I'm ready, and willing. Two out of three isn't bad.'

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

Cops' Right to Beat You in Private Shall Not Be Infringed

"Misery, torment, N.Y. football"

"What a day, I swam with the sharks, ran with the bears and wreastled with the bulls..."

Rush Limbaugh

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Dangling Carrots

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

Mr Micawber Delivers some Valedictory Remarks

Hillary Clinton

"There you go again, withdrawing into your shell..."

Life is Like a Box of Chocolates

'Not as easy as it looks?"

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

"It's what I do."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Crow to crow: 'It's about 20 miles from here, not exactly following any highway, but more in a straight line, like as if you were to fly ...'

Workers & Health Costs