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'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'
"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
Occu-Pie Mars
"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."
'That's our mission statement.'
"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."
'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'
UK/US Free Trade Deal
'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'
"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"
"I believe we've found the weakest link."
Trump pardons
'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'
"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"
Do Not Resuscitate
Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.
'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'
"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"
'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'
"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."
'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'
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"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."
'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'
"Away with the warmonger!"
"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."
Oligarchy
National Everything Awareness Day
"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."
'You can just forget about the cake.'
"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."
Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.
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