Speech Coach Admirer Pillows

'No Rusty; not 'bark, bark'. It's; 'buerk, buerk'.'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Inclusive speech

What's normal?

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

What else is there to wish for?

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'I'll try to keep my remarks brief.'

William Pitt the Elder

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

1874 - Winston Churchill was born at Blenheim palace

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

Dove of Peace and Free Speech

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

Chorister's Loose Teeth

Orator translates in many languages.

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Sparky was always terrified of public speaking

"I'd like to thank my mum..."