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Vote For Me!

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"Out damn Spot

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

bird interprets modern art

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Czarcasm

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"A haand gel...!?"

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

Hot cross buns

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

The Raven in Flight

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"