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Vote For Me!

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"Out damn Spot

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

bird interprets modern art

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Czarcasm

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"A haand gel...!?"

Hot cross buns

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

A.M Gorky

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

The Raven in Flight