Speech Coach Pillows

'Well, if you're conducting a state visit to Russia, you should at least learn how to pronounce 'Czar.''

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

What are you talking about?

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"Now growl."

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Dialogue

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

We need a Europe of U-turns.

"Harold, you've changed."

"So, what you're telling me is: I have unusually high negatives for a third-year husband..."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

Twitter censorship

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"A haand gel...!?"

Songbird.

'I have a limited vocabulary because I'm a child, what's your excuse?'

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

Irritable Vowel Syndrome: "EEEIIIOOOAAA AUUUEEE!!"

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."