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Cows warming up.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

What else is there to wish for?

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Chorister's Loose Teeth

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

A singer being criticised

'Our coach telecommutes.'

Vote For Me!

Remember, Cromwell, it's not the actual number of new jobs created that counts. It's the number of new job announcements.'

"Don't forget to stop to take a selfie of smelling the roses and post it on social media."

"And, of course, I want to thank all the little people!"

Naomi Osaka

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

"Who ever told you you could sing?"

"Quick, get the fire eater!"

Johnny Cashpoint.

'Hoarse play.'

Jürgen Norbert Klopp

Barack Obama

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

The final stage of Terminal Political Correctness.

Adele plus inspiration

The Ventriloquist's Arms

What're you doing? Shush. My homework. I'm studying Sean Hannity transcripts. I've got to understand how he can get so angry all the time. Every sentence is a brutal attack. It's awesome. Listening to his disgust is like listening to Mozart or Dylan. It's so pure. So right. Where to begin with what's wrong here. I'd love to hear Dylan sing a Hannity medley.

Singer projecting her voice through a microphone.

"...Henry feels his telephone answering machine message lacks dynamic projection."

Reference Library. This is a roster of the best distance shouters in America. The "Yoo Hoo's Who's Who"!

Choir Sections

'No sweat, dad. If I'm going to live to be one hundred and six there's still plenty of time for improvement.'

'I have nothing against you being helium. It's your voice, Steven. Your squeaky, high voice!'

'They come as a pair Madam. The other one's his voice coach'.