Voice Coach Admirer Gifts

Cows warming up.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

What else is there to wish for?

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Chorister's Loose Teeth

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

A singer being criticised

'Our coach telecommutes.'

Vote For Me!

Remember, Cromwell, it's not the actual number of new jobs created that counts. It's the number of new job announcements.'

"And, of course, I want to thank all the little people!"

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

"Quick, get the fire eater!"

'Hoarse play.'

"Who ever told you you could sing?"

Johnny Cashpoint.

The final stage of Terminal Political Correctness.

Singer projecting her voice through a microphone.

Barack Obama

The Ventriloquist's Arms

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

"...Henry feels his telephone answering machine message lacks dynamic projection."

'No sweat, dad. If I'm going to live to be one hundred and six there's still plenty of time for improvement.'

Choir Sections

'I have nothing against you being helium. It's your voice, Steven. Your squeaky, high voice!'

'They come as a pair Madam. The other one's his voice coach'.

"He's my role model"