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A singer being criticised

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Harold, you've changed."

"So, what you're telling me is: I have unusually high negatives for a third-year husband..."

Twitter censorship

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

Songbird.

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

"Stop referring to you and me as 'we'!"

'She nitpicks all the time!'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

It's nothing to worry about - many kids his age have trouble with the letter S.

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

Freedom Book.

Tenors

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged

'Here's another email from a parent, written in lower case with no punctuation and seventeen spelling errors, demanding we do a better job of teaching social skills.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

An opera singer

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

"The elephant is in the OTHER room. I want to talk about the PENGUIN in the room."

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'