Communication Advocate T-Shirts

Water cooler with woman standing beside it, under a sign stating 'Signing for the hard of hearing.'

"Is there something you'd like to talk about, Gerald?"

"What do you want from a relationship?" "I want to know what you want from a relationship!" "I want to know what you want." "I want to know what you want." "You're confusing." "Complicated." "Complicated." "You're confusing." "I'm in the dark." "I’m in the dark." "I don't know how you feel." "I don't know how you feel." "That's the problem—men and women are totally different." "That's the problem—men and women are totally different."

"What do you mean 'Get her to stop'?...Your baby's a human being and she already has things she wants to tell you. Crying is the only language she knows. Just hold her tell her 'I hear you'...and grow a thicker skin! Baby tears aren't little grenades, loser!"

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'You need to be more accessible to your employees... so you'll need to get rid of the moat.'

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

'Stop putting words in my mouth!'

"You say you know at last where you made the wrong turn in your life. You never told me you made a wrong turn in your life."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Meet the Enemy

Changing Minds

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

Twitter censorship

"There! Now we're getting somewhere."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Freedom Book.

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"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

Weapens of Mass Instruction

'I wouldn't worry too much about his communication skills....grunting is perfectly normal at his age!'

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"We can't even agree on how cold it is."

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

'Of course I'm listening Dear: In fact, 'I'm all ears'...'

'That's not true, I do listen. I'm just not very interested.'

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

'This network's news program has been unfairly charged with having a left leaning bias.'

"Honey, wake up! I just remembered something you did that annoyed the hell out of me!"

"I'm in a meeting, can I call you back?"