Communication Advocate Gifts

Water cooler with woman standing beside it, under a sign stating 'Signing for the hard of hearing.'

"Is there something you'd like to talk about, Gerald?"

"What do you want from a relationship?" "I want to know what you want from a relationship!" "I want to know what you want." "I want to know what you want." "You're confusing." "Complicated." "Complicated." "You're confusing." "I'm in the dark." "I’m in the dark." "I don't know how you feel." "I don't know how you feel." "That's the problem—men and women are totally different." "That's the problem—men and women are totally different."

May I propose a political theory? Not now, dear. I shouldn't even have to ask you Snookums. If I've got a theory about the world, I should just be able to say it. That's part of being in a relationship. I should be able to talk and know that you're going to listen to me. I'm still pontificating! Come back here!!!

"What do you mean 'Get her to stop'?...Your baby's a human being and she already has things she wants to tell you. Crying is the only language she knows. Just hold her tell her 'I hear you'...and grow a thicker skin! Baby tears aren't little grenades, loser!"

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'You need to be more accessible to your employees... so you'll need to get rid of the moat.'

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

'Stop putting words in my mouth!'

"You say you know at last where you made the wrong turn in your life. You never told me you made a wrong turn in your life."

"Perhaps, in the name of mutual respect, you could call your husband something other than your minion."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Meet the Enemy

Changing Minds

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

Twitter censorship

"There! Now we're getting somewhere."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

Freedom Book.

'Have your people facebook my people.'

Like.

'I wouldn't worry too much about his communication skills....grunting is perfectly normal at his age!'

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

Weapens of Mass Instruction

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

Man considers blogging.

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"We can't even agree on how cold it is."

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."