Informal Communication Advocate Gifts

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Meet the Enemy

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

"I don't mind getting email from you, Stevens. But don't ever send me another smiley-face emoji."

Seeing the marriage counselor.

"You say you know at last where you made the wrong turn in your life. You never told me you made a wrong turn in your life."

'I am Evelyn Frank, and this is my husband, brutally.'

'With any young couple seeking marriage guidance I always begin with the concept of cognitive dissonance.'

Pets. Pets are like toys, only more interactive.

'I have no idea what you are saying.'

What part of no don't you understand?

"What do you mean 'Get her to stop'?...Your baby's a human being and she already has things she wants to tell you. Crying is the only language she knows. Just hold her tell her 'I hear you'...and grow a thicker skin! Baby tears aren't little grenades, loser!"

"The participants of the following programme 'politicians in dialogue' will be presented by pestile food. . . ."

'You need to be more accessible to your employees... so you'll need to get rid of the moat.'

May I propose a political theory? Not now, dear. I shouldn't even have to ask you Snookums. If I've got a theory about the world, I should just be able to say it. That's part of being in a relationship. I should be able to talk and know that you're going to listen to me. I'm still pontificating! Come back here!!!

Twig? I know I haven't always listened to your concerns. I'm here for you! You can tell me what's really on your mind. Can you really take it? Of course, sweetie! Can you do my white laundry today? Ahhh! Contact!

'It looks like a sad individual hunched over a computer, but apparently it's people power.'

"I don't know why people complain that Twitter only gives you 140 letters to express yourself in. I usually manage with four."

"I applied for the right to be forgotten."

The basics of psychology.

I haven't seen Uncle Mort lately. Are you serious? How could you miss him? Ever since Youtube started demonetizing channels left and right, it's been driving independent content creators out of business. Your uncle's out front trying to get people to sign a petition to save his favorite show. "Oatmeal News" told us what the incontinence industry didn't want us to hear about staying regular!

"Is there something you'd like to talk about, Gerald?"

Can't We All Just Get Along?