Informal Communication Advocate Gifts

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Meet the Enemy

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

"I don't mind getting email from you, Stevens. But don't ever send me another smiley-face emoji."

"You say you know at last where you made the wrong turn in your life. You never told me you made a wrong turn in your life."

'With any young couple seeking marriage guidance I always begin with the concept of cognitive dissonance.'

'I am Evelyn Frank, and this is my husband, brutally.'

'I have no idea what you are saying.'

What part of no don't you understand?

"The participants of the following programme 'politicians in dialogue' will be presented by pestile food. . . ."

"What do you mean 'Get her to stop'?...Your baby's a human being and she already has things she wants to tell you. Crying is the only language she knows. Just hold her tell her 'I hear you'...and grow a thicker skin! Baby tears aren't little grenades, loser!"

'You need to be more accessible to your employees... so you'll need to get rid of the moat.'

'It looks like a sad individual hunched over a computer, but apparently it's people power.'

"I applied for the right to be forgotten."

"Is there something you'd like to talk about, Gerald?"

Technology insulation.

'Gerald. I'm feeling festive. Give me sex.'

The basics of psychology.

'Don't just go 'tsk, tsk', without explaining yourself.'