Voice Care Advocate Mugs

"I'm sorry that our speaker on 'Making your voice heard' can't be with us tonight - they've got laryngitis."

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Twitter censorship

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

Freedom Book.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

A singer being criticised

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Corporate person hood!

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

"You say you know at last where you made the wrong turn in your life. You never told me you made a wrong turn in your life."

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'Sure, you can communicate with him. He's also hooked up to the Internet.'

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

Freedom of Expression

Interpreter.

"He says he's a fundamentalist who got attacked by cartoonist vigilantes."

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

Alzheimer's Amusement Park

'Hoarse play.'

"As a satirist you can mock religion, politics and society. It's called 'freedom of speech'. Of course as an editor I can reject it. That's called 'freedom of cowardice'."

"Who ever told you you could sing?"