Speech Advocates Mugs

"Hey, this is America...talk English!"

Corporate person hood!

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Inclusive speech

Voltaire

What's normal?

Trappist Monk Discord

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Sue the Author 3PM

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Twitter censorship

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

Turkey, present day...

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

All Danish Mohammed Cartoons, All the Time!

Man ironing the censorship into a book.

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'