Speech Advocates Pillows

"Hey, this is America...talk English!"

Corporate person hood!

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Squeezing the Free Press.

Inclusive speech

Voltaire

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

What's normal?

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Sue the Author 3PM

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

Trappist Monk Discord

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Twitter censorship

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

Turkey, present day...

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

Man ironing the censorship into a book.

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

"All other letters have been disallowed."