Voice Command Virtuoso Gifts

"The name's Alexa, Who's Siri?"

"No! Not 'capiler bear'—I said, 'Call AppleCare'!"

Voice Recognition Software.

"I don't care when my parents don't understand me. I care when the voice activated remote doesn't understand me."

"Who called this meeting again?"

Thesaurus Company

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

Does "worldly goods" include intellectual property?

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

Bookworm group

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

"Turn down the bass."