Speech Critic Pillows

State of the Union Recap

Insight/Incite

"It's the first time she's heard a President finish a sentence."

Hello, are you worried about free speech?

'Uou have a great image. Don't spoil it by speaking.'

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

Puncturing a Political Speech

"And since I can't lie to you,this speech will be necessarily short."

Politician's Spiel

Clancy: Politician's Spiel

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Trump reads his visions for America while sticking the GOP with the bill.

Who is the biggest air polluter on earth?

Finally, a leader!

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Inclusive speech

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

What's normal?

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

How's my sermon. . .

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'