'Could someone explain to him what a soundbite is?'
Speech Critics Pillows
Add a humorous and insightful touch to their living space with our speech critic pillows, designed to cozy up any room with clever quotes and playful graphics inspired by their love of critique.
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"
Inclusive speech
"She's in a conversationally induced coma."
What's normal?
"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"
Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack
"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."
'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'
Changing Minds
"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."
"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."
"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."
"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."
"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."
"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."
'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'
Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!
Donald Trump Tells a Joke...
'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'
That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.
How's my sermon. . .
A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.
'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'
Business coach hiding in speach desk.
'I'll try to keep my remarks brief.'
"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."
1874 - Winston Churchill was born at Blenheim palace
Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."
William Pitt the Elder
Dove of Peace and Free Speech
Orator translates in many languages.
'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'
Sparky was always terrified of public speaking
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Speech Critics Mugs
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Speech Critics Prints
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