Speech Skeptic Pillows

The Westminster Load-of-Hot-Air-Conditioner

Inclusive speech

What's normal?

Dialogue

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Alternative Medicine

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"God works in mysterious ways."

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

When a speaker says '...to make a long story short,' you've already been there 3 hours.

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

William Pitt the Elder

1874 - Winston Churchill was born at Blenheim palace

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

Dove of Peace and Free Speech

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'And in conclusion...'