Inner Voice Explorer Pillows

"What were you saying? My inner voice drowned you out for a second."

"Listen to your inner voice...unless it tells you not to listen to me."

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Saxophone Player.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

'Outside with that!'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Computer Music

Motorway of the Self

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Snake with headphones.

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

The Invention of Bagpipes

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

The Tangents talk it over.

Cowpunk

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

"I call it 'You kids turn down that so-called music. I can't even hear myself scream.'"

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

"The much ballyhooed era of TV interactivity took a step closer to reality today."

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

"Now. Hear. This."

"Jane's internal monologue is 'Hamlet'."

"Looks like beach weather."

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'

"I would stop the negative self talk if I wasn't such a worthless, pathetic loser."

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

Rolls Music Store: Grand Piano $6500, Okay Pianos $1500.