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'I have nothing against you being helium. It's your voice, Steven. Your squeaky, high voice!'

Chat Lines - "If you would like to talk to a machine that sounds like a woman press 1. If you would like.."

'I've always wanted to be a politician, but I speak in a low voice.'

'No, you being from overseas wouldn't stop me going on a date with you...Whoa!! But that would! Quite a high voice for a guy.'

An Adam's Melon

Inclusive speech

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

What's normal?

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Changing Minds

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome: "EEEIIIOOOAAA AUUUEEE!!"

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

Dove of Peace and Free Speech

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

1874 - Winston Churchill was born at Blenheim palace

William Pitt the Elder

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

Tenors

Time for speeches

Orator translates in many languages.