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"They're voice-activated. I bark, they jump."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Mozart on a computer,

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

"Being heard got me where I am today."

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

The rise of nano-technologies.

Morgan Freeman

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Heavenly voices.

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

Jazz singer.

Women pro tennis players having a conversation

'Believe me, I'd like to hire you. But if you're only skill is talking like Bugs Bunny, you don't have a chance.'

Man with headphone attach to fish, the fish is the new I-cod.

Music Technology

Reference Library. This is a roster of the best distance shouters in America. The "Yoo Hoo's Who's Who"!

'I have nothing against you being helium. It's your voice, Steven. Your squeaky, high voice!'

The damage from wearing headphones.

At 100 years old, Ceil pretty much spoke her mind...

'No, you being from overseas wouldn't stop me going on a date with you...Whoa!! But that would! Quite a high voice for a guy.'

An Adam's Melon

"We're replacing you with a drum machine."

"Hello, this is a recording ... That is, it isn't a recording while I'm making it, of course, but it will be, or rather is, a recording when you hear it ... or, in other words ..."

The end of the cassette

Bark processing.

Oh great. They're all females and my equipment only uses males.

'Oh, you WERE singing?... Sorry, I thought you were clearing your throat.'

I tried to face the music, but it was in surround sound.

"That means you have to write it, and also do the voice-over."

"You have no new messages. You have 257 saved messages from two years ago. To admit that you are no longer popular, press '1.'"