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A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Songbird.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Tenors

An opera singer

"Great set of pipes!"

One-man band - One-man office

Barbara Streisand

Recording Studio

Heavenly voices.

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

The Corus.

Ella Fitzgerald

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

A singer launches her mouth from her face.

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

Montserrat Caballé

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

Sarah Vaughan

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

Luciano Pavarotti.

Singer warming up (me me me me). How singers become self-centered.

Pandora's Box Set - Actors who tried Singing.

Do we really need auto-tune.

Jazz singer.

Choir Games