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"Those are all brilliant points, but I'm louder."

Reference Library. This is a roster of the best distance shouters in America. The "Yoo Hoo's Who's Who"!

'Just the job for you, my love.'

Heavenly voices.

Jazz singer.

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Inclusive speech

What's normal?

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Tong!"

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome: "EEEIIIOOOAAA AUUUEEE!!"

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'I'll try to keep my remarks brief.'

William Pitt the Elder

1874 - Winston Churchill was born at Blenheim palace

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Dove of Peace and Free Speech

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Tenors

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

Chorister's Loose Teeth

Orator translates in many languages.