Vocal Explorer Prints

'You haven't by any chance been in close contact with a Baritone?'

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Turn, turn and turn.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Saxophone Player.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Musical Web

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Dancing woman

Computer Music

The Gong

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

Snake with headphones.

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Children playing percussion instruments.

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

"I call it 'You kids turn down that so-called music. I can't even hear myself scream.'"

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

The Invention of Bagpipes

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

Cowpunk

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

Heavenly voices.

"Now. Hear. This."

'It's a duet yourself project.'

"Listen to your inner voice...unless it tells you not to listen to me."

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

Rolls Music Store: Grand Piano $6500, Okay Pianos $1500.